F+Midterm+Essay

EASY A

This paper you are about to read is going to be, by far, the easiest paper you have ever

graded. You may not think so, but this paper is about to blow your mind. I deserve an “A” on

this paper because my spelling and grammar is correct throughout this essay, I have properly

and correctly set up this essay, and I have earned it.

As an English student in your eleventh grade class I have improved in spelling and in

grammar. During your class we spent weeks on the basics such as commas, there, and its.

Those boring weeks helped me write the essay you see in front of you. Before your class I could

not spell very well, but now I can spell massive words like disestablishment, enormous, and giant.

Look at this beautifully composed essay. It is like a masterpiece. There is a heading with

a hook and a thesis, a body that includes three paragraphs, and a closure that contains a

counter argument and a call to action. This essay contains all the parts required to get a six in

organization.

Throughout the nine weeks I have been in your class I have maintained a high “B” to low

“A”, but prior to joining your class I had received an “E” in honors English because I was not

informed of the writing part to the summer assignment. Ever since the second nine weeks

began I have tried harder in your class than any other class because english is my worst subject.

Even though this essay is not perfect because it might be missing a few commas I still think it

deserves a ninety-five “A”.

This essay is correctly organized, it has persuasion, the spelling and grammar is correct, for the most

part, throughout, and I have worked hard for this “A”. Now you might say,” Zack, where is your call

to action”. I have a call to action; it is in the sentence below this one that I am writing right

now. This essay deserves an “A” so take your red pen, or whatever color pen you are using and write an “A”

in the top right of this paper.